Category Archives: spam

your website sucks in so many ways

Well, maybe not yours, but if it qualifies for the following rules, it does. So check em out.

  1. You can’t store my name. My name contains something called an umlaut which is used in Germanic languages like German (duh) and Dutch for instance. My name either turns up with a missing letter, or I get a funky character instead. It sucks. It means you can’t handle unicode or encoding properly. It sucks.
  2. You send me my password in plain text email right after I register. Well, ok, the email used HTML encoding, but that doesn’t make it any better. Email is not safe. Really, it isn’t, so I’m glad I didn’t use a password that looked anything like a password I use anywhere else. This makes me think your coders don’t know what they are doing.
  3. You chopped off my password after n characters and didn’t even warn me about it. Yep. As soon as I’m done registering I get this error message that my password is wrong. I just gave it to you silly twat, and it’s still in my copy buffer dammit, so it can’t be wrong!? Guess what happens when I do that password recovery thing by the way. Oh yeah. I get my password in plain text again, in my mailbox.
  4. I find out there are some privacy settings in my account settings which where not presented to me when I created my account. How odd? Not really. Apparently I automatically opted-in on a bunch of possibilities to commercially exploit my info. Nice… not. I hate spam. It sucks.

Most of these are so easy to come by that it’s sad to see these practices still in use. Try any good web 2.0 service and you’ll see how to avoid these pitfalls, and learn about encoding dammit. Also if you’re registered to the Belgian newspaper site of Het Nieuwsblad, make sure you check your privacy settings, and skip on some of the spam-features they have. They suck.

Photo by Sinsong, cc-licensed

why catchall isn't such a good idea after all

21708 messages in the spam folder is a lotI wrote before on how I used the so-called catch-all feature of the mail server to be able to use instant email addresses when subscribing to all kinds of stuff on the interweb right?

Well it turns out that this is a sweet idea as long as some lame-ass piece of spamming cunt doesn’t start using your domain in his random email generation script.

As soon as that happens you start getting huge amounts of error and anti-spam messages that bounce off email servers all over the net as the spammers mails hit unexisting addresses, or servers running some sort of email validation software.

So if you are using this catch-all, make sure that there is some way you can make the difference between the email sent to an address you are actually using, and the ones spammers have been so kind to invent for you. That way you can easily filter them and dump everything sent from fake addresses into a separate folder without having it clutter your inbox.

more spam

Blurry streetlights at night by meFunny, but the weekend seems to be the ideal time for spam bombardments. I’m getting hit by a ton of bounce emails from fake spam mails sent using my domain. This is a smart trick from the spammers of course, since they don’t give a toss about any possible replies, and even less about any of the mails that bounce off the servers because the recipients have long killed their address.

It surprises me a bit that so many servers don’t seem to be able to recognize the most blatant spam messages about getting bigger schlongs. Seriously that’s the word I’m seeing used frequently. Schlongs.

No wonder that spam is accounted for 90% or so of the internet traffic these days, and I’m not sure if bouncing mail due to it is also caught into this equation. I hope so. Damn.
It just shows how flawed the concept of email is nowadays. It simply wasn’t meant to be used like this I guess.

So who will invent the new email? It’s about time dammit.

spam bam thank you mam

air mail by 'smilApparently I’m caught in what seems to be the receiving end of a spammers attempt to use my domain name as the vessel for creating random email addresses for his bulk of the day.

I keep getting replies from mail servers all over the interwebs telling me emails either got refused or that the recipient address simply doesn’t exist. I get those in my mailbox because I’m using a catchall forward for any mail that gets sent to my domain as an admin.

The problem with email, known to anyone with a bit of knowledge of the protocol, is that this kind of (harmless) domain hijack is something that any fool with the right tool can do, being it a simple mail client.

So if you ended up getting a lot of email from people with oddly looking user names from my domain, well… I’ll have to quote Bart Simpson and tell you it wasn’t me.