Years ago I ran into a website offering crude design advice. I thought it would be funny to make something similar for programming advice or guidelines. I started with a one-page website with a bunch of tips and then after a while forgot about it. Recently I ran into that project again and figured I might as well put it out here for the heck of it.
So here it is, some good fucking programming guidelines for you developers out there to have a laugh with, or perhaps even find a few useful tips and links in there. I swear, most of those tips are actually valid, even though they are presented in a tongue in cheek way.
So have fun with it. I know I did when I built the damn thing.